the unsuccessful interrogation of fich-molte

huh? hah! bah!
ye kint mæyk mey knfes -
ye kint mæyk mey tù tell ya
dit ey kek mey selfe awry dey!
sheyt sheyt sheyt!
dit awry mo'ning ey wæp mey s
wit a pees i thor off
da u-ni-verseeeeeeee!
eik eik eik!